SWORD ART ONLINE SPOILER ALERT

HEY!
OH MY ANGEL IM SO EXCITED TO WRITE THIS!
IM WATCHING SWORD ART ONLINE AND ITS LIKE THE MIDDLE OF THE SEASON, EPISODE 15 WHERE THE OPENING CHANGES AND THE GAME ENDEND AND KIRITO OR WHATEVER HIS NAME IS IS COMING BACK INTO THE NORMAL LIFE! and I figured that because my twitter followers wouldn't want to read my tweets about some 'stupid cartoon', I would write in here as the episode would go.
So, episode 15. (btw this will be just a mess because it will be random thoughts but yeah CONTENT as woto says so, fuck it!)

THE OPENING SPOILS A LOT OF THINGS LIKE NO, SHUT UP I DONT WANNA KNOW!!!
wait, am i still watching sao or is it Legend of Zelda?
THIS LOOKS A LOT LIKE ZELDA WHAT IS THIS?!
okay, so Kirito sister has a sword...
NO BOY BAD IDEA DONT DO THAT ITS STILL TOO EARLY FOR YOU TO PICK A SWORD AND FIGHT BOY!
OH NO POOR THING HE THOUGHT HE WAS STILL IN THE GAME NO COME HERE KIRITO LET ME HUG YOU AND BE YOUR ASUNA!!!
OH HES SO ADORABLE WITH HIS SISTER CAN I BE SUGU PLEASE!?
GOING TO SEE HER?
who's her?!
Wait shes hasnt woken up yet?!
TWO MONTHS AGO?!
WUT?
THEY HAD YET TO AWAKE?! WHAT DO YA MEAN?!
Of course hes behind it!
oh no Asuna...
Kirigaya, that's his name
nononono
nononononon
nononon
you cant like her asuna is supposed to end with kirito not with you you old bastard!
nonononono
inciesta not aproves
nknigsfhgshjsd
NONONONONO
HES SMELLING HER HAIR THAT BASTARD
DCNOIFGVRWSH
NONONO NO MARRIEAGE HES GOING TO RAPE HER
OF COURSE SHE DOESNT LIKE YOU YOURE A PEDOPHILE!!!
YOU GO KIRITO
Argus?
Lect?
WHAAAATTTT?!?!?
nnonononono thats just sick nonono
NO THE GUY LOVES HER YOU CANT ASK HIM TO NOT COME BACK LIKE COME ON KIRITO KILL THE BASTARD!
lol i keep calling him kirito his name is kirigaya lololol
nononono no me gusta nope nope nope
i like kirito's computer it has so many screens.
NO KIRITO YOURE NOT HOPELESS I LIKE YOU
kirito dont cry
oh great now ill start crying too
OH FUCK YOU SUGU AND YOUR WISE WORDS YOURE SO CUTE
whats happening?
KIRITO IS ADOPTED?!
wut? im confused
japanese hospitals are so modern I l-WAIT THEY'RE COUSINS WAAAAAAAAAAAAAT????
shes taking it really well
your heart belongs to her alone CAN YOU HEAR ME SCREAMING?! CAUSE IM SCREAMING REALLY LOUD RIGHT NOW!!! in my head cause its like midnight but yeah, you get the point.
lol poke
oni-chan is so adorable
wait wat just happened why did she run away?
YEY THREE SCREEN COMPUTER!
ASUNAAAAAAAAA
and it ended.

Well this was fun. I'm endind this here because 1. it takes too much effort to write and watch at the same time. 2. it's late and i want to watch the rest. 3. there's no three lolol

I'm sorry for the caps lock and lack of '''' these things '''' but too lazy to care :P
Anyways, song of the day is Misguided Ghosts, by Paramore. I've been listening to a lot of Paramore recently, they're so great!

I hate Cole. And Jess.

Peace out dragons,
Lorac xx

BTW CAN YOU BE HAPPY BECAUSE ANIME RELATED POST OH MY ANGEL YASS FINALLY I'VE MISSED WRITING THESE!


yess jess i just said i hate you over there. you can spank me at school on monday :P